The other day a friend, who experienced several deaths in her family this last year, sighed and said to me--“At least my husband is the man of my dreams 99 percent of the time.” Wow, that’s a high score. Naturally, I wondered how my wife might rate me.
I had to ask her. She took a long pause (which made me nervous) and told me that I was the man of her dreams 96 percent of the time. I was amazed. I didn't expect such a high mark. A few days later, I forgot to do something she asked me to do, she remarked, “Watch out buddy, you’re slipping down to 85percent.” We both laughed.
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